Seven ways to leave your lovers

#5. Start by not having sodomy with a bunch of different sodomites. Check.

#6. Slip out the back, Jack.

#7. Set yourself free.

Paul Simon was not harmed in the making of this PSA.

2 thoughts on “Seven ways to leave your lovers

  1. Only need one way to avoid this new disease:

    Live a Traditional Catholic life of chastity like all the saints.

  2. Reminds me of the idiom, “Having a monkey on your back.”

    I guess that’s one way to contract/transmit this new disease…in a sodomitcal sort of way

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